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Forum >> General Chat >> HOW TO MAKE UR PENIS GROW - MC HISTORY LESSON

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[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5

08 Aug 2016 09:25pm

ok so i would like to evaluate the history and future of mc & lamobs for this experiment you will need the following: 1. safety goggles 2. sense of humour now that we have all we need, we can proceed (did you notice that?) Ok so many moons ago, mafia crime was a buzzing hive of activity, many people played and many people took it seriously, this was wot gave it the edge that kept people coming along came dmsuse (at least brad will blame him) who injected anal-abolic steroids into it, this caused hyper inflation (what is hyper inflation?) No these are not super villains that have robbed the local asda/walmart It's when money loses its value, and it is cheaper to burn it for heat than to buy fuel, and cheaper to wipe your bottom after an especially runny shit with 2g's worth of 100 dollar bills than use 4 sheets of shit roll the 'extreme' idea worked for a short period before everything went to shit (just the same as germany and zimbabwe but only these were real life and mattered... at least a bit) after this very short period, the value of actually making $1,000,000,000 meant the absolute integer value of the square root of fuck all, which disengaged just about everyone, there is an effect in the human mind that dictates that the brain processes smaller increases in smaller values more intensely than larger increases in huge values, therefore making $1m when you have $10m gives you more orgasms than making $1billions when you have $10billions this is called the vaz-x theory by the way because i made it up but there is some sort of genuine theory about it, seriously also, at this time, ryan was annointed as overlord head magician pope, and was a disagreeable individual, who no one seems to get along with, there were questionable staff choices made (myself especially because i abused the fuk out of the gym bug months before anyone else actually found it ), fuk u lord death so after all this shit was over i dont know how long it was because i wasnt paying attention, obviously, because no one was interested, everything went to normal when cool people like rawdawg & gunk were in charge and ryan was banish to wench he came everyone enjoyed themselves but there was no actual fun because stats were so high and shit, eventually dmsuse was banned (because brad realised he was not doing anything and thought there was a coup being planned, which between you and i there sort of was, but only to bring in a new admin - a cardboard box which had a better sense of humour than brad) ok so after dmsuse was bannt brad done very little for a few months, until he re-released and reset lamobs like 8124 over a period of like 14 days like 2 people spent their life savings, buying points to get ahead, but it was all in vain like 5 people actually play here competitively ( am i rite ? ) look at my rank in hall of fame for total money & points, i have just over 1b cash and 10k pts and still mid HOF, just doing dailies WAT THE FUK there's no dispute that lamobs is dead as fuk HOWEVER, it gets juicy, Look at the online page on MC1, its like half the length of lamobs, how the fuk ? People have left mc1, to play lamobs, but are not playing, so have basically left! The future is fukt i have ran out of shit to say so i'll leave it at that

Baby Bear 2.0 [inactive] Post Count: 48 Respect: 235	08 Aug 2016 09:28pm
	im too lazy to read this just make the story short and get to the conclusion already that perki is an idiot and a retard

[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5	08 Aug 2016 09:28pm
	it's worth reading

[KL] Blue Dream King [inactive] Post Count: 158 Respect: 204	08 Aug 2016 09:31pm
	Ezio Auditore for SALE 20 wrote: im too lazy to read this just make the story short and get to the conclusion already that perki is an idiot and a retard damn you still butt hurt lmao

[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5	08 Aug 2016 09:33pm
	The Legend wrote: [wTo] The Legend [avatar] 08 Aug 2016, 9:29pm - Re: No Subject You put [§] VAZ in hospital! You gain 64 EXP from [§] VAZ i know your dead i aint ded, i in hospital

[KL] Blue Dream King [inactive] Post Count: 158 Respect: 204	08 Aug 2016 09:35pm
	same thing newbie shitlist me all you want lmao fucking retarded

Baby Bear 2.0 [inactive] Post Count: 48 Respect: 235	08 Aug 2016 09:35pm
	lol im just tellin u the truth. the truth well set yall free

awesomeness.bunny [inactive] Post Count: 6 Respect: 101	08 Aug 2016 10:00pm
	VAZ FOR PRESIDENT!

KSI [inactive] Post Count: 85 Respect: 36	09 Aug 2016 01:19am
	I thought only vegeta wrote fucking essays

[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5	09 Aug 2016 05:36am
	Bonesy wrote: I thought only vegeta wrote fucking essays This is a story not an essay dum fuk

TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 60	09 Aug 2016 08:21am
	So true soooooo true preach on

KSI [inactive] Post Count: 85 Respect: 36	09 Aug 2016 10:46am
	e where's the story perki jnr

TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 60	09 Aug 2016 06:39pm
	you forgot about the fake deaths the he shes and glitches

~KC~ [inactive] Post Count: 43 Respect: 47	12 Aug 2016 12:42pm
	This was wonderful Thank you Vaz

~KC~ [inactive] Post Count: 43 Respect: 47	12 Aug 2016 12:44pm
	but you did forget to mention mc3 which was the best phase of the game in my opinion, last gasp of a once great game

[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5	14 Aug 2016 04:04pm
	mc3 wos shite mate, perhaps will make a cameo in chapter 2

~KC~ [inactive] Post Count: 43 Respect: 47	14 Aug 2016 06:33pm
	shite? how darze you

[§] VAZ [inactive] Post Count: 53 Respect: 5	26 Sep 2016 09:08pm

FILTHY-MCNASTY [inactive] Post Count: 54 Respect: 3	30 Sep 2016 10:02am
	~KC~ wrote: but you did forget to mention mc3 which was the best phase of the game in my opinion, last gasp of a once great game Also FBMC